I was going to write a rhyme or two, but upon realizing that I'm horrible at rhymes, I'll leave that to you.
Instead I'll invite you to our lovely Christmas Pub, a cozy place to grab a beer.
Instead I'll invite you to try our lovely christmas grub, at a place where the focus is Holiday Cheer!
As this is our last pub, we would now like to say good-bye,
thank you for a wonderful year, oh and "no rhymes"? A lie!

Be sure to remember your Student Union ID, as well as your regular ID. Ages 18 and up only.